Mister-Twitch's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[cat+granny]

Excellent...

That was amazing, make more, more, MORE!

Work on the graphics man, all it needs is so port and polish and it's blue baby all the way.

[CS:Source Ragdolls]

Alright...

No i'm not quite sure what the point of us watching that was... eithar that you or your friends suck at Counter Strike or that you have absolutely no imagination whatsoever. Please, never grace us with your mediocrity again you tool. And screamo or emo or emo core or hardcore music is for faggot straight edge kids with small insignificant genitalia.

[BatteryClock Short 1]

Hmmm...

Wow, awesome vector graphics but your story was absolutely pointless. Maybe next time think it ouot a bit more and it'll actually have some meat.

But you put Devo in it, so kudos to you chub (albeit oone of their crummy overrated songs...). Auto Modown would have been better. That and a better storyline.

DazFromTaz responds:

This is only the first episode. Hang around my good friend, the plot will thicken.

[Merry Melony ep.1]

I got it I got it!

Holy crap that was amazing and the foreshadowing throughout the entire thing was great. Probably one of the only flashes up this week that were worth waiting for a sequel, even though we know what happens (and where). Fucking amazing, your flash cock is enormous.

[Stuffed Animals]

Nice job.

That was pretty decent but I think you should have made it a little more... um... funny maybe, or even witty (I hate reviewing, but this is how i get back at everyone for being a prick to me)? Keep up the good work, but make that good work better please.

Xict responds:

Will do.

[weird_project]

That was incredulous.

At first i was all like, man this is crum and such, and then... the cow. Holy fuck, that cow was incredible and then the vomit. You sir are what Newgrounds needs. Me and you sir, should start a revolution. Yes, with vomit and cows and sacks.

[Cool Things 045]

Holy crum.

Okay, your loading screen was fucking incredible, so i'm like "I'll give this a five because it looks like he really worked on this" and then my brain fell out my ass. So tell me, where'd you get the tank from and how do you feel now that you've made me upset?

AubergineLock responds:

I drew the tank, it is the MetalSlug design.

And i feel sad that i made you upset. I think i will go shot myles LwqslasdFG

[Neighbor Wars I]

What happened?

Alright, it started off so amazing, I was like Oh and Ah and then BLAMMO. What the hell, it could have been like forty seconds longer and you would have like destroyed me. PLease never expect anything that short to do well.

[Danger In The S.T.A.]

Ahem.

I don't like screens that tell me something is wrong. Maybe you should change that?

STA-Baller responds:

oh, thats my fault, i switched the movie when i thought it ran too slow. so that was the screen u got